Noah's Ark Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark...

ONE: Don't miss the boat.                    
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.     
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.       
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big..     
FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.      
SIX: Build your future on high ground.     
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.   
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.     
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.       
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.